Monday, March 25, 2019

RHOA Recap: No Money, Mo' Problems [Episode 19]

by: Sam Allan from Good Tea
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed in this article are those of the author (Good Tea), and they do not reflect in any way those of iRealHousewives.com.

Following Eva's wedding which was more about NeNe's marriage than her own, the producers made up for it by giving Eva The Diva an episode that revolved all around her - and her finances. 

Unless a Housewife is being sued for millions of dollars, hasn't paid their taxes and are getting their cars repossessed in the press, I don't really give a fuck what the situation is. At the end of the day, everyone is fronting something and if you're renting and taking out loans to look good on reality TV, then the truth is going to come out eventually. 

Marlo Hampton invited NeNe and Tanya over to the house blowjobs paid for to spill some tea she received regarding Eva and her bank account. Eva's friend (and bridesmaid) ran on over to Marlo in a disguised voice to fuck over her former friend on TV by talking about her sketchy finances. According to the muffled voice Eva's car was repossessed, she has terrible credit, isn't living in her current house and is only using it to film for the show and, of course, because it's The Real Housewives of Atlanta the bridesmaid had to throw in the fact that Eva was in a full-blown lesbian in LA. Why do these women always use lesbian relationships as a way to attack someone on this show? 

This whole situation is icky. All of these women have had financial issues on this show so nobody can judge and the fact that Eva's bridesmaid went and spilled all her information on a TV show that airs in 147 countries is so contrived and nasty. I've never been an Eva fan but her friend basically raped her with a 10-inch black dildo from fucking her over so hard. Marlo shouldn't have repeated this information, however, she's just doing her job. This information fell into her lap and she was doing what she's paid to do as a "friend of" to report it back to the group and stir shit up, if anyone is in the wrong here it's the bridesmaid who was obviously angling for some kind of confessional this season. 

Just when I was feeling sorry for Eva she had a meal with Kandi to do damage control because she already knew her bridesmaid had started flapping her gums all over Atlanta. Eva claimed she wanted to renovate land so she and her husband were going to buy land then move from their current rental property to another rental property while they build it. What the fuck? That's obviously a lie and I can't even pretend to go along with it, even though the bridesmaid shouldn't have spilled any tea about Eva, I definitely think it was accurate. That house never seemed lived in or had any personality at all. The walls are beige, the rooms are empty and we've never seen them eat food there, so if she's only using this house to film in it makes perfect sense. Not even Kandi was buying her packet of bullshit. 

The main thing the producers skipped over was the rogue bridesmaid choking Eva's wedding planner. How did we not get the footage of that? Why wasn't THAT shown at the wedding? Are you telling me they wasted our time showing NeNe crying in a corridor when the wedding planner was being choked by this bridesmaid? Be better Bravo. This girl is obviously trying to grab Eva's peach and we should just let her have it because she's already done more than Eva and her forgetful shade. Like most of this season I haven't given a fuck about what's happening, however, the only thing they talked about in this episode was Eva's bank account, so there's more to share. 

Kandi threw a "soft opening" for her second OLG location and Mama Joyce finally found her way back in front of the cameras? Where has that bitch been? Mama Joyce is messier than any of these Housewives ever have been and although she got way too thirsty in recent years with all her trifling ways, it's good to have her back even if it is to see her cut strawberries on a stage. Yovanna also crawled out of a hole and attended Kandi's event like a bad smell. Who is this bitch and why does she keep coming around? Was she invited or she could just smell the Bravo cameras from the other side of Atlanta? She's literally the second coming of Shamea and not one person cares. 


The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11 airs Sunday nights at 8pm/7c on Bravo!

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