Lisa Rinna: "In the game of life, it's Rinna take all."
Erika Girardi: "Most people talk about their fantasies; I'm living mine."
Dorit Kemsley: "In business and in life, I wear many hats — and hairstyles."
Lisa Vanderpump: "You can stab me in the back, but whilst you're there, kiss my ass."
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave: "I'm not afraid of hard work, but I'll never do your dirty work."
Denise Richards: "My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier."
Kyle Richards: "In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a away of rising to the top."
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 airs Tuesday nights at 9pm/8c on Bravo! For International TV Listings, click here!
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