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Due to The Real Housewives of Potomac's rough etiquette obsessed debut, there has been a stigma around the newer Housewives franchises which makes Potomac and Dallas have to work twice as hard to deliver quality content for our eyes so they can keep their jobs and continue holding their cherry blossoms. In a year where the entire Housewives franchise has been on the decline, Potomac has been a guiding light and a constant source of entertainment, delivering it's best season yet with Karen's tax situation, Ashley's family mess, the Kyndall drama and that iconic umbrella incident. If you aren't watching Potomac you are missing out because unlike Karen's hairline, it is amazing.
7. Charrisse Jackson Jordan
If Charrisse proved anything this season it's why she was exiled to a "friend" position. She didn't share any gossip about her divorce from the husband we never met and played a lot of behind the scenes games to try and be relevant this season. The only thing worse than being called out for sneakily trying to get Sherman's ex-wife onto the show is not owning it and blaming Monique for everything. All season Charrisse quietly weaselled her way out of any and all confrontation while flip-flopping between Mo and the Green-Eyed Bandits depending on who she was with. I like Mrs Jackson-Jordan and her Eeyore-inspired personality but she was not made for reality TV.
6. Robyn Dixon
Gizelle's sidekick is literally the human version of a yawn. Somehow Robyn had the most feuds this season and still managed to be the most boring cast member on the show with her continuing will-they-won't-they relationship with Juan, constant and annoying obsession with Karen's life and her weird beef with Monique which stemmed from a meme and ended with an umbrella to her throat. Robyn's eye-roll inducing behaviour is just too much to bear because she starts drama pretending she's coming from a good place while her oversensitive ass would make a storyline out of it if the same thing was done to her. Robyn sucks more than a pornstar at a sex convention and is easily the most replaceable...
5. Gizelle Bryant
Ugh. The lead Green-Eyed Bandit and her wannabe ghetto voice are easily the worst part of the show. Gizelle led the charge against Karen by questioning her taxes, marriage and living situation, calling Monique an alcoholic and shading Candiace all season when she only used the cameras to promote her book, makeup line and boyfriend Sherman, who ghosted her only a few episodes. This was followed by his thirsty ex-wife being brought around Bravo cameras but they never actually filmed together and the conversation turned to WHY Kyndall was brought around. The wannabe word on the street's favourite thing to do is shit on everyone else in the cast but then will hypocritically turn around and act attacked when the same is done to her. It's fucking exhausting and I'm not surprised Sherman disappeared.
4. Candiace Dillard
After going back and forth all season I've decided I like Candiace and her princess pageant ways. She showed us she was quick with her shade in her age based fight with Gizelle and Charrisse and I was fascinated by her white fiance's brown dick but she lost me when she started crying about being called a princess (when she was acting like a fucking princess) and then brought me back in when she told Ashley to suck a dick. While she's doesn't have as much life experience as the other girls I think she's a good fit but I'd rather see a deeper, more meaningful side if she returns next season rather than her ditzy thirty-something attitude.
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