Sunday, May 13, 2018

Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Reunion Fashion Review!

by: Sam Allan from Good Tea
Fashion Friday is back! Today our friend Sam Allan from Good Tea is reviewing the looks from Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Reunion. Check it out below!

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed in this article are those of the author (Good Tea), and they do not reflect in any way those of iRealHousewives.com.

Good Tea writes: "The SURvers reunion fashion is so hard to rank compared to the Housewives because not only is it a mixed cast of boys and girls but all the ladies are basically wearing the same booby dress in different variations. The outfits go well with the sexy set and while it’s the only reunion where Andy allows himself to wear jeans, the regular cast members went all out for this year’s sit down. I love a theme but I can tell if this is the Forever 21 bubble gum stripper line or a Monday for this crew. Get the TEA on all the Vanderpump fashion below!

11. James Kennedy
I believe the phrase is: meh. Men’s fashion is boring enough but this look is underwhelming, to say the least. His “salmon” top pairs well with this navy suit but it just blends in with his pale skin tone and makes him look like a Sandoval wannabe mixed with a flaccid penis. This isn’t a LEWK but it’s also men’s fashion. What do you want me to say?

10. Katie Maloney
Aw bubba! Mrs Maloney-Schwartz tried. This dress isn’t bad but I just can’t find a fuck to give about it. The velvet look is a bit too short, the hair is tired and the excess amount of crosses around her neck look like she’s trying to ward off the devil, which was probably her attempt to make sure Tequila Katie didn’t make an appearance at this reunion. 

9. Tom Schwartz
I’ve never seen Tom Schwartz dress more like Tom Schwartz. From the 70s-flower-power-psychedelic shirt to his jeans to his I-woke-up-like-this hair, he’s definitely staying true to his dad bod persona. If anyone else turned up in jeans to a reunion they’d be crucified but Mr Schwartz can get away with it on account of his boyish charm and smart wit. I’m just surprised everyone managed to make him pop an actual pair of shoes on and cover his toes!

8. ​Brittany Cartwright
I can’t decide if Brittany should be working a double shift at Hooters in this dress or on a red carpet, which is kind of the vibe you want to give off at these reunions. Her bright orange almost hoe dress pairs well with her freshly spray tanned skin and whimsical hair. It’s nice for Kentucky but there are definitely some people who gave us more. I’ll just be surprised if we don’t see a nip slip from one of her knockers in that skin tight dress.

​7. Scheana Shay
Scheana’s dress, like many of them, looks exactly like Brittany’s but with a blue colour and velvet texture and like all of those dresses it’s okay. That’s it. It matches her dark hair and new face but it looks the way Rob feels about her: empty and withdrawn. This dress is just a Tuesday for Miss Shay. I wonder if the seven-minute it man even sewed it for her? ​

6. Stassi Schroeder
This is probably one of the only grown-up looks amongst a cast who’s outfits consist of bright stripper dresses and rented suits. Stassi’s short new do goes well with her structured black dress and gives her a sense of seniority. However, the dress is way too long, an awkward length and looks uncomfortable as fuck. This adult look is very Stassi and she didn’t come to play rent-a-hoe with these other ladies. 


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