Fashion Friday is back! Today our friend Sam Allan from Good Tea is reviewing the looks from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Reunion. Check it out below!
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed in this article are those of the author (Good Tea), and they do not reflect in any way those of iRealHousewives.com.
Good Tea writes: "After sitting through and recapping an extremely boring season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the last thing I want to do is critique their questionable looks and recap their THREE-PART reunion (eye roll) but here I go. I'm not sure what the theme was but it looks like a gay metallic spaceship that Mikey Minden is the captain of. None of these looks go together and I'm almost sure that they all bought their dresses together at a cheap 80's costume shop. You would think that with all the glam these ladies have they could pull together better looks than these, but I guess they like to look like shiny colourful condoms? Maybe THAT WAS THE THEME!? Until I hear otherwise the theme was to dress as bright, metallic, colourful condoms. I'm sure Erika's gays loved that brief!"
6. Kyle Richards
Obviously, Kyle didn't get the memo to come as a metallic condom because she is dressed in her curtains?! You would think that someone who owns their own boutique would know how to dress but this is a woman who spends 95% of her life in muumuus. This look is so sad because you can tell that it wants to be something but it just didn't happen - just think of Kim Richards as a dress. The more I look at the black, polka dot gown the more I think: what the fuck was she thinking?! If the ill-fitting, baggy yet not baggy dress wasn't enough, her short hair officially ruins it. Kyle "Long Hair" Richards is known for her beautiful, flowing, locks so I think it is rude and offensive that she even dared to take scissors to her mane.
5. Lisa Vanderpump
I guess LVP has never heard the expression mutton dressed as lamb because the Wicked Old Bitch of Beverly Hills is trying to dress like one of her SURver's while her turkey neck is hanging low. The dress itself isn't that bad, and I love that you can change it from red to gold depending on your mood, but it's the person inside the dress that's the problem. It's too tight, too sparkly and the shoulder pads are too high for 2018. As much as she wants to be Alexis Carrington it's not going to happen. Oh, and don't even get me started on her tired blowout. The only thing worse than dramatically changing your hair like Kyle did, is keeping the same tired hairstyle for 20 years. I don't think there's been a reunion where LVP hasn't worn her hair that way.
4. Dorit Kemsley
Oh my fucking god, Dorito is dressed as the packaging on a spicy sweet chilli Dorito bag. It's a full circle moment! The accent confused Housewife's outfit looks unfinished, like she just got out of the shower and quickly wrapped her gown around her. This look likes what you wear when you are getting ready, not the final product?! Is this really the best she could do? For the entire season, Dorito tried to be an Erika Jayne meets Kylie Jenner wannabe and in a weird way she carried that through to the reunion. I'm stuck between thinking this looks like a metallic greek goddess vibe or a purple garbage bag - either way it's not a good look but she did stick to the theme of colourful condoms. Good for Dorito! Aside from her eyesore of a dress and her wet hair, Dorito also piled on way too much jewellery in a further effort to show us how rich she is. We get it Dorito, you have coin.
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