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I really don't know if stranger things have happened. It's funny to me that the only ladies who went out to support Porsha were the two that she has physically assaulted but I guess she is a new person? The play actually seemed really good and I was just upset that they didn't show all of it. And you know that I was LIVING for Kenya's Vivica A. Fox shade. Their Celebrity Apprentice feud was nothing short of iconic and we still don't know if the "low down dirty bird" stole Miss Vivica's phone. Maybe someone should hand her peach because she needs a job right now.
Eva decided to throw a Halloween party and both Kandi & NeNe were surprised to learn that Wig and Go Naked would be invited. Well when it's the finale of a show normally all the ladies have to come out to play so the two girls acting annoyed about everyone getting an invite was faker than Kim's nose, hair, clothes, lips and nails. Do I need to go on?
She by Sheree invited all the ladies over to look at her basement but the only ones willing to make the trip over to Chateau Sheree were Kandi and Cynthia. Is having a party to celebrate your basement a thing that people do? Sheree's basement is bigger than most New York City apartments and I'm assuming that most of her RHOA check went into funding this basement. One woman does not need that much space, especially considering Lie-rone won't be getting out until 2022. How is Sheree gonna spend the next four years without dick?!
After the ladies had a look around her oversized basement, the routine PRIV advertisement came through which has become as common as botox on these Housewives shows. While the 3 girls were getting massages, Sheree did what she does best and spilled the tea to the rest of the ladies that Shamea had told her that Porsha texted her saying not to trust any of the ladies especially Sheree. First of all, why did Shamea have to open her messy mouth and second of all, yeah you can't trust Sheree with anyone. She is committed to her job as the bone carrier and will always try and make some drama happen. Sheree is NOT to be trusted. At least Porsha is smart enough to know that.
The ladies all arrived at Eva & Kandi's Halloween party and they were all SLAYING in their different ways. Porsha and her sister came as zombie brides (shade to Kenya?), Cynthia came as 50 Cynt and was actually a very attractive man. She could have gotten some serious pussy if she had wanted to. Eva and Sheree both came as Cleopatra's which was obviously a shady plot on productions end but Miss Eva The Diva definitely won as the group's best Cleopatra. Marlotta brought her sugar daddy with her and came as B.A.P.S which is some serious throwback shade. Don't you remember all those years back when Kenya wanted Porsha to come to her party as B.A.P.S? Marlo must have been doing her research!
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