Today our friend Sam Allan from Good Tea is reviewing the looks from The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Reunion. Check it out below!
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed in this article are those of the author (Good Tea), and they do not reflect in any way those of iRealHousewives.com.
Good Tea writes: "Welcome back Tea Drinkers for our Good Tea reunion fashion analysis. These Jersey ladies have obviously stepped up their budget this year and are slaying like never before. This has to be one of my favourite reunion sets with it's modern staircases and marble in the background. All the ladies are very cohesive this year in their prom dresses with navy being a recurring theme as well as bursts of colour. The hair and makeup has also gone up a notch with Danielle trying out a new do, Margaret ditching the pigtails and the rest of the ladies getting their weaves snatched. Sit back and relax because I'm about to break down these RHONJ season 8 reunion looks and give you all the life that you need. "
6. Melissa Gorga
Melissa Gorga may own her own fashion boutique but it looks like she's been shopping at POSCHE because I am not loving this outfit. Mrs Gorga is in her typical nightclub attire which isn't exactly in the same category as a reunion. I'd love this dress if she was heading out to a night at TAO though! Melissa also kept her generic tapered hair that she's had since her and Kathy Wakile both got two for one makeovers with their Groupon discounts before the season 4 reunion.. Change it up a little girl! It's alright, but it's not making me envy anything about Melissa's life..
I do like The Marge but she can do better than this. The pigtailed newbie is wearing a silky, emerald dress which is giving me serious Dynasty vibes. She's like a blonde Joan Collins! Margaret also ditched her traditional pigtailed do and replaced it with this bob with bangs look that I'm not super into. Her look reminds me of a Disney villain but I can't put my finger on it. Margaret has stepped up her overall look from her psychedelic patterned dresses this season, but I know that this fashion designer can do better. Or can she?
I feel like Teresa is trying to be sexy in this dress but I'm not buying what she's selling. The dress does nothing for her figure and the slit just showcases how her knee looks like a baby's face. This dress almost looks like a sack of potatoes got blue balls. Seriously, where did Teresa get this? The discount prom dress store? This dress isn't even the worst part. Her forehead is shirking faster than the ice caps and Tre's overly bleached hair looks like it's about to fall out. I like the shoes though!
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