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The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Season Eight Cast Ranked!

Thanks to a new article from Good Tea, they are ranking the Season 8 cast members of Bravo's The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Keep reading and let us know if you agree with Good Tea's recommendations. Check it out below!

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The following commentary is courtesy via Good Tea:

This season started with the return of Danielle Staub and  a cake throw that was heard around the world. Season 8 probably holds the record for most objects thrown which is an achievement in the Housewives world. As a result of Danielle's return and Margaret's introduction into the group, loyalties were questioned and friendships were strained with Teresa and Melissa finding themselves in the middle while the rest of the group fought it out to prove their allegiance to the matriarchs of the show. Kim D also returned to the show to spread more Giudice propaganda and host another infamous POSCHE fashion show, which may be the last. Chairs were flipped, glasses were thrown and insults were hurled but it all culminated to make an epic redemption season for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

6. Danielle Staub
After a six year break Danielle came back to the show as Teresa's most trusted confidant and held on for dear life to try and keep her job. Danielle thought it was a good idea to lie about Dolores and try to break up her 20 year friendship with Teresa but it didn't work. Fans love the drama that this Prostitution Whore provides but I just feel unsafe watching her. This is a woman that was arrested for drug dealing, kidnapping and prostitution but somehow she thinks that Teresa owes her an apology for her kids being bullied. I don't think so. Danielle just gives me the creeps and I really don't want her back full time next year. It was okay seeing Danielle as a friend of because she provided drama in group settings but then slithered back home without us having to see her home life, which is the way it should be.

5. Melissa Gorga
I've always liked Melissa but I'm bored. Her friendship with Teresa has officially secured her place as one of the matriarchs of the show which means that she isn't going anywhere anytime soon. This season she really didn't bring anything to the show except her fake fights with Teresa over their fake restaurant. Her husband Joe Gorga provided way more drama than Melissa and probably deserves to be a housewife more than his wife. The Envy owner managed to feud with Siggy about throwing her own birthday cake and got angry with Dolores for walking in her arch enemy Kim D's infamous fashion show. Melissa screamed and yelled a bit through the season but she wasn't giving me anything to live for. Better luck next year!

4. Margaret Josephs
This newbie was the pigtailed surprise that I didn't know I wanted. She brought a unique zero fucks attitude with her to the garden state but still managed to have a caring, sympathetic side. Margaret is the official class clown of Jersey, much to the disdain of her enemy Siggy. The two ladies entered into a bitter feud when Marge offended sensitive Siggy with her sense of humour and later with her Hitler analogy which resulted in Siggy calling her an antisemite. Oh boy. Throughout the season Marge really hasn't done anything that I can fault her on, which is good but that isn't what reality TV is made of. I love Marge Sr though!

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