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The second part of the reunion started with Teresa standing up to try and come for Kim D but she's still on probation so she sat her jailbird booty down. Is Kim D that dangerous that she needs her own isolated chair? Andy played the clip and the two sworn enemies started fighting. You know a beef is real when they can't even make it through the footage without taking jabs at each other. I know this is an unpopular opinion but I want Kim D full time. She's the only person on this show willing to be honest and get her hands dirty to stir up some drama. You know that the show is stale when I'm requesting Kim D become a housewife!
Kim D told Teresa that she goes through friends like she goes through underwear which was my favourite line of the episode, good one Kim! Teresa started yelling at Dolores because Kim D said their relationship was shaky and even Andy needed to intervene to make Tre shut her mouth. Melissa tried to have a "nice" conversation with Kim who just kept clapping back with nice, honest responses. You could tell that all Andy needed was some popcorn because he was loving watch Kim D run her mouth. She called all the girls frauds which Teresa got mad about, but she literally went to jail for FRAUD. Did she forget something?
After some back and forth Teresa came out with the allegation calling Kim D a madam. Seeing Kim D run a whore house out of POSCHE would be the best storyline in Housewives history. By the way, I forgot how to spell POSCHE but I used Tre's handy acronym! Andy had to ask Kim D if she was a madam which she denied but wouldn't be opposed, which is probably the best answer someone has had to that question. If Kim D wasn't already running a prostitution ring she'll probably look into it now. Maybe she can hire Danielle for old times sake. Kim's crypt keeper outfit definitely meets the standards to be a madam.
Siggy started crying because everyone was fighting and Andy attempted to send Kim D off because Teresa reminded him to let Danielle have a couple swings at Kim. The prostitution whore blamed Kim for having her hair pulled out of her head at that country club but TERESA WAS THE ONE CHASING HER?! Why is this coke riddled escort rewriting history? Kim D did walk out with the letter that I exclusively obtained but production must have edited out her reading it. What a shame. In a weird way Kim D is the smartest one on this show. She's been around for a long time and knows what she has to do in order to stir up some drama and get a pay check which is what the best Housewives are made of. Keep in mind Kim D was only in the first 10 minutes of the episode but supplied most of it's content!
After the crypt keeper walked off into the distance the conversation moved over to Siggy who is now writing a bullying book. HA! Catch that shade Marge! The Sig might move down to Boca to retire like most Jews do and confirmed that the pellets in her ass are in fact working. All of a sudden she went from talking about her sex life to bringing up Margaret's lawsuits which she responded to by saying it's common business practice to get sued. Is it Marge? Apparently this whole lawsuit stems from a tiny whale. It seem like Siggy has been spending too much time on Radar Online. Siggy also said that Margaret is everything that she teaches her kids not to be, which made me die because I love a good insult!
Andy started talking about Marge Sr and asked if she should date Teresa's dad which is what I said many recaps ago! Andy also told Margaret that Dina Manzo is obsessed with Marge Sr which prompted Tre to talk about her robbery which involved Dina AND her fiancé getting tied up and bashed. Wow. That's very Kim Kardashian of her. All I can think is did Caroline reach out after the news broke? All I want in life is to get Caroline and Dina back on the show so we can get a front row seat into their dysfunctional family, but those two have to much class to air their dirty laundry on TV.
Finally Dolores and Danielle's beef was brought to centre stage. The infamous prostitution whore, who barely said two words this whole reunion, claimed that Dolores called her on the way to drop Frankie at her house and caught her up on all the girls on the show, while Dolores says she was just ringing to tell her she was stuck in traffic. HA! According to Danielle's coke induced recollection, Dolores even talked about Jacqueline on the phone? This is so dumb. It's so obvious that Danielle is just making this up for a storyline because Dolores has enough brains not to talk trash about Teresa to someone as shady as Danielle. Queen Catania suggested that Danielle was on Xanax and called her a professional victim, which is the best description of her and my new favourite phrase. The drug allegation made Danielle flip out and scream back stage in a bid for a full time spot next season, while Dolores stayed on the couch and laughed - this is why she's my favourite. Danielle's outbursts are so transparent and thirsty at this point, it's just sad.
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