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Joe Gorga rocked up to Envy and wanted Melissa to help with the restaurant opening. They also talked about how he was mad that she went to Italy because of all the work he was doing at the restaurant. Did he really think Melissa wouldn't go on a cast trip that she planned? I know Joe's a meatball but that is just a stupid. He also thinks that him and Melissa should work together in all their ventures but did he help out with Envy. I don't think so Mr Gorga!
Teresa did the photoshoot for the cover of her latest book which he all know she didn't write. Don't come for me Trehuggers. I got her book for Christmas so I'll you know how it is, but it doesn't seem too promising. Siggy stopped by the shoot and the two girls started chatting about Teresa's jailbird hubby Joe. She is so done with him. You can tell it by watching the show that she is so much happier with him in prison and I'm pretty sure that her storyline next season will be a divorce. His time has really flown by in prison because I'm pretty sure that he only has a little over a year left. That was so quick, it felt like Teresa was locked up for longer and that was only 11 months.
Dolores, the moral compass of the show, took her two Frank's on a college tour and got emotional about the idea of her little gym junkie going off into the big wide world. My new Jersey favourite (sorry Siggy) also went on a walk with her ex husband Frank and they were able to have open discussions about their new love interests. I think that is so great. Yes he screwed most of New Jersey while they were married, but the divorce allowed him to grow the fuck up and be a proper parent to his two children. I would love to see Dolores and Frank back together but she seems committed to her new doctor boo. Her new man is an OBGYN so I guess both the men in Dolores' life spent a large amount of time looking at other women's vaginas while they were with her.
Margaret cried to her ex husband Jan Josephs. I don't know why I needed to say his last name and I also don't know why Marge kept his last name? That's kinda weird considering she cheated on him with her current man. Marge asked if there was a chance that she could reconnect with his kids and he could not have given less of a fuck. This women cheated on him and now she's crying about not seeing his kids? I can understand his non fuck giving stance on the situation. He said he'd talk to the kids but I don't see anything happening. Hopefully Marge reconnects with the kids next season so that this storyline amounts to something more than seeing a 50-year-old pigtailed woman cry.
The weirdest part of the episode was seeing Teresa drive across the freeway to Danielle's shitty apartment on the other side of New Jersey. The Prostitution Whore's kids are still made that Tre called their mom a Prostitution Whore because they spent countless years being bullied. Who are we kidding. The show wouldn't still be here if Teresa didn't call her a that. Teresa became the star of the show because of that epic moment and now she has to apologise? Are those kids sure they didn't get bullied because their own mother was arrested for kidnapping, prostitution and drug dealing. Does ANYONE remember A Cop Without A Badge?
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