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Fuck the lifestyles. I'd rather watch women with a lower socioeconomic status fight about a dinner party than watch these women brag about their latest birkin bag. I'm over it! But alas, I have to do my job and report to you the weekly goings on with these spoilt rich bitches so here it goes!
The girls are still in Vegas and Rinna arrived and delivered her awkward hellos and spoke in her nice syllable sentences "Hell-O Dor-It". Dorito acted weird and kept taking cheap shots at Rinna, LVP style. Ugh. Adrienne Maloof turned up in her Maloof Hoofs and is starting to look like Mama Elsa. She really needs to put the botox down because it's not a good look. The girls went out to dinner and got to know newbie Teddi more. Her dad is John Mellencamp and all the girls pretended that they are massive fans. She is also an accountability coach and keeps people accountable for stuff? She could have just said that she is a personal trainer but okay. Teddi also used to be REALLY fat and look like a chubby Kate Gosselin in her throwback photos.
The ladies then went over to the nightclub and danced like they were in RHOBH season one. Camille nows how to slay. The cancer girl's photos were projected onto the screen and everybody went to be happy. Is this even a reality show because everybody is getting along. BORING!
The next morning Erika, Dorito and Teddi all played poker at 10am in the morning. Erika and Dorito were acting like best friends which was literally exhausting to watch. The new "friends" bragged about how much money they were gambling away while newbie Teddi sat in the corner and went away with her $800 win. I actually think that Teddi is a REALLY good addition. This whole season is going to be about their lifestyles and she isn't a rich, spoilt bitch like the other women. She doesn't care about labels or money which will be interesting to see how she gets along with Erika and Dorito because that is ALL they care about.
Lisa Vanderpump rocked up said she's happy that everybody is friends but then brought up how she doesn't think she and Erika are real friends. Of course they aren't. Erika has known that LVP is a snake from day one and has obviously been keeping an arms distance. They all went shopping and bragged about their money. Again.
Teddi went to meet Kyle, Rinna and Camille at the pool where literally nothing happened. Kyle talked about her upcoming European trip while Rinna ran around in a string bikini. Lips knows how to HUSTLE and OWN IT in that little bikini. Everybody is still getting along. It's like the twilight zone or something.
All the girls got changed again because if they are in the same outfits for more than 20 minutes they will die. They all boarded onto the High Roller ferris wheel and Kyle was freaking out until she found the bar. I'm also getting sick of the ladies joking about how much alcohol they drink. We all know these girls hardly drink and are obviously in bed at 9pm every night. I miss Brandi. Dorito decided to confront Rinna about the coke comment last season. Rinna clapped back that PK had call her so many names and Dorito denied that, even though they were supported by a flashbacks. Ugh. The girls decided to like each other and Lisa Rinna realised that she can't go around saying crazy things on camera for dramatic effect. Now this is going to be a boring season.
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