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All 2017 Real Housewives Newbies Ranked From Worst To Best!

Thanks to a new article from Good Tea, they are ranking all of Bravo's new Real Housewives cast members that made their debut this year in 2017 (sorry, International 'Wives were NOT added to this list). Keep reading and let us know if you agree with Good Tea's recommendations. Check it out below!

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed in this article are those of the author (Good Tea), and they do not reflect in any way those of

The following commentary is courtesy via Good Tea:
Each year Bravo gifts us with a lineup of new housewives who are designed to freshen up their franchise and offer new dynamics to a potentially stale cast. The ladies who are willing to live their life in front of the cameras, can become one liner powerhouses and rival the longstanding women on the show or they can fizzle out after 1 season and head over to WEtv where failed housewives go to die. This year we had an array of women from all walks of life. From a Texan business mogul, to a former tabloid sensation, glorified sugar babies and even a 50-year-old pigtailed woman. Here is our power ranking of the newbies of 2017. We started our ranking with shows that aired the majority of the season in this year, so Dorit Kemsley is the RHOBH rookie that we'll be ranking.

7. Peggy Sulahian, RHOC
Peggy. Peggy. Peggy. Where do I start? It seems like the newest RHOC never really got off the ground. Her jokes never hit and the language barrier made it hard for the women to interact with her and for the audience to understand what she was talking about - and this is a woman who majored in english. Go figure. During her season on the show, it didn't even seem like she had an interest in actually being with the women and spend most of the time venting to her husband and butchering commonly known phrases. I mean this woman didn't even understand that Santa gives bad kids coal. Really?

The Armenian Alexis Bellino​ managed to get sucked into the OC's raging obsession with fake cancer and her inability to speak the english language didn't help her case. Her main storyline was the fact that she had cancer, got a double mastectomy, then said she didn't have cancer and then said she did. Are you confused? She was also extremely co dependant on her sugar daddy/husband who clearly wanted an orange more than she did. Let's just be glad that we never have to see her boring ass on TV again, because there is 0% chance that she's coming back.

6. Kameron Westcott, RHOD
This pink obsessed Dallas newbie was definitely not a fan favourite this season. This Elle Woods wannabe better belongs in an addiction facility for colours than on reality TV. Kameron's main storyline was starting her pink dog food company which her hobbit husband fronted all of the money for. I guess you can achieve your dreams if you have a wealthy sugar daddy to back you.

The blonde bombshell also became widely unpopular when she acted like a prude for the entire season towards Brandi and Stephanie, and then ran away from a dildo on the beach. Ugh. You shouldn't be a real housewife if you don't have some kind of freak number. I mean even the Countess let her freak flag fly. When the reunion rolled around Kameron managed to use her quick wit to throw in some epic one liners which could help to secure her spot for season three. The jury is still out, but if Miss Westcott comes back she needs to check her high horse at the door.

5. Dorit Kemsely, RHOBH
If anyone is a human eye roll, it is Dorit Kemsley. Her name alone gave me bad vibes about her, and then she opened her mouth and started speaking in that fake Madonna-esque accent which confirmed my dislike for this newbie. Like many first season housewives, she kept needing to show off her abundance of money and constantly bragged about her house guest Boy George - who was probably there as a victim of Stockholm syndrome.

In many ways Dorit suffers from the same faults that Peggy does: they're fame hungry husbands, the tendency to show off their wealth and their superior attitude. However because it's Beverly Hills, it works for her and she managed to become a cohesive member of the group, even if she did become a pump puppet. Her main storyline was the boring PantyGate drama which everybody was sick of hearing about and she also feuded with Rinna over those stupid drug rumours. Dorit was a well needed addition after the Munchausen drama, but she still has the ability to bloom in season 8..

4. Tinsley Mortimer, RHONY
 This former New York socialite wasn't the most exciting or controversial lady to join their group, but she brought a different flavour to the cast. Tinsley was introduced as the recently arrested, eyelash obsessed, has-been it girl who happened to be staying in Sonja's infamous townhouse. Her main conflict was over Sonja's jealousy towards her and the obvious Page Six leak. She showed her zero self awareness when she thought her breakup was the most public out of a cast who had nearly all divorced in the media, especially Bethenny who spent four years divorcing Jason "Stalker" Hoppy.

When she wasn't whining in Mexico about a fake tabloid rumour, she was funny and had a superficial, Kardashian-like element that was unseen in the New York realm. Tinsley would probably fit in better as a Beverly Hills housewife but it's refreshing to see her in the big apple. After her very troubled previous relationship, Tinsley managed to find love with a chubby coupon guy, but the two now have an on and off relationship, which will probably be her storyline for the upcoming season.

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