Tuesday, October 17, 2017

RHOD Recap: Don’t Cry Over Shattered Glass [Episode 10]


This season is so good and it's all thanks to LeeAnne Locken. Love her or hate her she is delivering the drama one glass throw at a time and if the show gets renewed it will all be from LeeAnne's hard working hands. After all they're just hands!

We started off with all the girls getting home from Mexico. It was the usual routine of the girls hugging their husbands and kids while debriefing on all the drama that occurred during their time away. Cary filled Mark in on the gossip that was going around about him and told him LeeAnne said he goes to bars and guys hit on him. Mark got so pissed, I wonder what would have happened if she had told him the real story. You know, the one where he gets his dick sucked at The Roundup.

D'Andra had a business meeting with her mother to try and launch her new product. The serum sounds great. It lifts and gets rid of wrinkles, I would buy it if I was an ageing woman. I was crossing all my fingers and toes, when Dee finally confirmed that D'Andra's product can be made. Go D'Andra! I'm so proud of my girl. Does anyone else notice that Momma Dee looks a tiny bit like Melissa McCarthy's character in The Boss. Google it!

The other newbie was trying to set up her own business. Kameron went to a dog food factory to try and see if they could produce her pink dog food. They said yes. The end. UGH! Vocal fry is not cute over the age of 30, especially when you have little kids. Watching Kameron talk, breath and walk on my screen gives me a literal headache. If she comes back for season 3 I'm gonna cry. I would rather have dinner with Meghan King Edmonds, Dorit Kemsley and Freddie Kruger than watch "the real life Elle Woods" talk about coloured dog food.

LeeAnne went to her doctor where they confirmed that she had a flesh eating bacteria. No part of that sounds fun and from my phone call with LeeAnne, I can tell you it isn't. I think LeeAnne's illness is definitely going to drive a lot of her behaviour for the rest of the season. LeeAnne also called Brandi to let her know that Cary said she never wants to be friends with her and Stephanie. When LeeAnne picks an enemy she will take them down and it looks like Cary is her new target.. Word of advice: Don't fuck with LeeAnne Locken. Just don't do it!

Brandi held her own "White Party" because it was around Christmas time. All the girls dusted off their finest whites and headed down to Brandi's party. It was basically a witch hunt for Cary at this point. Brandi and LeeAnne were sharpening their pitchforks while Stephanie was shaking in the corner at the thought that her "bestie" Cary could be talking trash about her. Oh, LeeAnne brought OG Tiffany with her, but I'm not sure if she even uttered one word. Sorry Tiff! LeeAnne told Brandi and Steph about her flesh eating bacteria and Brandi seemed genuinely concerned for her. Stephanie just pretended to be but then talked trash in her confessions. Imagine if she had said it to LeeAnne's face.

D'Andra couldn't attend the party because she was away in Croatia but she managed to find a way to still show up. Somehow she had an iPad on a stand and was cruising around the party. Yet another reason I love D'Andra. We need to take a moment to talk about the Housewife of the Year - LeeAnne Locken. This woman literally got an IV and prepared notes just so she could go to a party and confront another housewife. This is dedication and LeeAnne really needs a pay bump for season 3.


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