by: Sam Allan
Tequila makes people crazy but I don't even think Bethenny was that drunk. I mean the visual of Sonja reaching out of the pool to get more tequila was one of the best ever, I need that gif in my life! But my favourite part of the whole episode was seeing Dorinda squeeze Sonja in Bethenny's bikini, it really was like a piece of spaghetti moving around. AND THIS WAS ONLY THE FIRST 10 MINUTES! There was has been lots of haters about this season of New York Housewives but these ladies know how to deliver, especially on va-cay!
While Dorinda was squeezing Sonja into her bikini Bethenny and Ramona were talking out their beef in the pool. They talked about that initial fight where Ramona brought up how Bethenny was naked and doing soft porn, and they had this discussion IN A POOL WHILE BETHENNY WAS NAKED, the irony! Ramona low key owned her behaviour, but not really in my opinion. I don't know if it was the tequila or what but Ramona and Bethenny crying at the end was like something out of a bad Katherine Heigl movie. After their beef was some what squashed then Bethenny finally let Sonja kiss her. I mean Sonja had been trying to get kisses off everyone all night and I live for when Sonja's drunk lesbian tries to come out.
Then we had the Bethenny vs Dorinda fight which I thought was just stupid! First of all Dorinda was in her mode here the producers struggle to make subtitles because she was that drunk and secondly I don't think that Bethenny's anger came from Dorinda's comments. I feel like she is a very neurotic person who needs everything organised and she does get offended when people come for her. Like she said, she's very sensitive about her business and other people talking about it so I didn't even give that fight any attention and I was relieved when those two made up. On the other hand - well literally, Dorinda somehow managed to cut her hand in someway that just confused me so much but trust Dorinda to give us a good drunk moment.
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