YASS HONEY. Imma start by saying that this season is the best one yet, and who knew it would be all about vaginas.
The episode started off with everyone (excluding Luann and Sonja) making calzones together where Carole and Bethenny threw shady digs at Jules the entire time. Girl bye, why do Bethenny and Carole gotta be so damn negative and mean? I like both of them but why the shade? We see you! But why did Jules put all that crazy shit in the calzone? Mmm chile.
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