Read full transcript of Lisa's vlog below - courtesy of Bravo
"Hi, I'm Lisa Vanderpump and welcome to my video blog.
Of all the places in Los Angeles, why is Katie asking me to borrow my garden for her engagement party?
I don't want to have their engagement party at my house. I don't have any party at my house but I kind of do have a very soft spot for Katie and Schwartzy so if anybody was going to ask me, I suppose they're the only people I might possibly say yes to.
You know what, I just did not want to see them sit down and have dinner together. Those days are gone. That ship has sailed.
I'm a f***ing catch. Yeah, really? So you date Kristen Doute, what might you catch?
I've never seen two people that shouldn't be together but yet is so perfect for one another.
Well if you're going to be banged on anything you should be banged on a Bentley darling, not a Beamer.
When I see these two wenches discussing me in such disparaging manner, it really is quite hurtful actually.
I mean that's not actually my main concern that we're going to run out of vodka if Stassi Schroeder shows up but it's just her patronizing, dismissive manner that piss me off like you've done.
This is where we really see the core of what's really going on with Jax. With everybody else, Jax minimizes it but now I'm seeing a glimpse of his fear of what actually might go down in Hawaii.
Jax has this natural tendency to want to run away from things. You must realize that Brittany's not the problem right now, he is.
I think Jax feels like the walls are closing in on him but he shouldn't right now. He should be celebrating the fact that he's got this young girl that will stick with him through thick and thin.
Well, thank you for watching my blog. I'm Lisa Vanderpump and I'll see you soon."
Of all the places in Los Angeles, why is Katie asking me to borrow my garden for her engagement party?
I don't want to have their engagement party at my house. I don't have any party at my house but I kind of do have a very soft spot for Katie and Schwartzy so if anybody was going to ask me, I suppose they're the only people I might possibly say yes to.
You know what, I just did not want to see them sit down and have dinner together. Those days are gone. That ship has sailed.
I'm a f***ing catch. Yeah, really? So you date Kristen Doute, what might you catch?
I've never seen two people that shouldn't be together but yet is so perfect for one another.
Well if you're going to be banged on anything you should be banged on a Bentley darling, not a Beamer.
When I see these two wenches discussing me in such disparaging manner, it really is quite hurtful actually.
I mean that's not actually my main concern that we're going to run out of vodka if Stassi Schroeder shows up but it's just her patronizing, dismissive manner that piss me off like you've done.
This is where we really see the core of what's really going on with Jax. With everybody else, Jax minimizes it but now I'm seeing a glimpse of his fear of what actually might go down in Hawaii.
Jax has this natural tendency to want to run away from things. You must realize that Brittany's not the problem right now, he is.
I think Jax feels like the walls are closing in on him but he shouldn't right now. He should be celebrating the fact that he's got this young girl that will stick with him through thick and thin.
Well, thank you for watching my blog. I'm Lisa Vanderpump and I'll see you soon."
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