Gina Liano
Chyka: “Interesting.”
Janet: “Irrelevant.”
Jackie: “Lies.”
Lydia Schiavello
Chyka: “No filter.”
Janet: “Vacant.”
Jackie: “OK sometimes.”
Chyka: “OK, common theme!”
Gamble Breaux
Chyka: “Flirty.”
Janet: “Skanky.”
Jackie: “Budalla.”
Jackie: “In my language, ‘budalla’ — which is Croatian — means ‘cray cray.’”
Janet: “Ah! I should’ve done ‘mashugana!’”
Chyka: “Does everyone know what ‘skanky’ means?”
Janet: “I’m gonna get in trouble, writing all these mean things about them.”
Pettifleur Berenger
Chyka: “Confident.”
Janet: “Did I tell you how good I looked?”
Jackie: “Out there”
Jackie: “I wanna say ‘out there,’ just with her clothing — which I don’t judge. I think it’s fabulous! But ‘out there’ as in, she’s got the confidence to just pull it off, you know?”
Chyka: “She owns it, she rocks it.”
Janet Roach
Chyka: “Naughty, but nice.”
Janet: “Amazing.”
Jackie: “Love bubby.”
Janet: “Love bubby?”
Jackie: “Bubbly! Oh… I forgot the L.”
Chyka: “What did you write for yourself? Amazing?”
Janet: “What else am I gonna write?”
Jackie Gillies
Chyka: “Honest.”
Janet: “Hates lies + shines.”
Jackie: “#ShineShineShine.”
Jackie: “That’s a heart! But then I added eyes and a smiley face and thought, ‘They look like titties.’”
Janet: “Yes, they do!”
Chyka Keebaugh
Chyka: “Love her!”
Janet: “Clever and creative.”
Jackie: “Mother hen, love.”
Andrea Moss
Chyka: “Oppinionated.”
Janet: “Mandrea.”
Jackie: “Sad.”
Chyka: “I think I may have spelled that wrong, actually. Does opinionated got one P or two P’s?”
Bethenny Frankel
Chyka: “Loud!”
Janet: “Small + mean diva.”
Jackie: “Lost her mojo.”
Chyka: “Small and mean diva? Oh!”
Janet: “I must have a horrible mind.”
Teresa Giudice
Chyka: “Bad girl.”
Janet: “Sorry for her. Had to leave her kids.”
Jackie: “Loud wog like me.”
Vicki Gunvalson
Chyka: “?”
Janet: “Jabba the Hutt.”
Jackie: “Screams, ‘Woohoo!’”
Janet: “She just reminds me of Jabba the Hutt.”
Chyka: “She’s [Janet] naughty.”
Ramona Singer
Chyka: “Crazy.”
Janet: “Pinot/single.”
Jackie: “Crazy cat, meow!”
Sonja Morgan
Chyka: “What the!”
Janet: “On drugs.”
Jackie: “So funny — sex.”
Chyka: “I think she’s just out there.”
Janet: “I think she’s having sex with those interns. What are they learning?”
Chyka: “How to have sex with her?”
Jackie: “Who cares? At least she’s having fun and she’s single. She’s not hurting anyone.”
Janet: “Does she have more fun than me?”
NeNe Leakes
Chyka: “A sassy girl!”
Janet: “Blonde on black.”
Jackie: “Love, fierce like me.”
Jackie: “Did you write ‘blonde on black?!’”
Chyka: “What does that mean?”
Janet: “She’s got that blonde hair on a black person … aren’t you allowed to say that?”
Chyka: “Anyway.”
Lisa Vanderpump
Chyka: “Manipulative.”
Janet: “Loves herself.”
Jackie: “Tricky.”
Janet [to Chyka]: “Yeah.”
Jackie: “I’m psychic, darling.”
Countess Luann de Lesseps
Chyka: “Can’t sing!”
Janet: “Delusional.”
Jackie: “Wants to be a royal.”
Janet: “Can she sing?”
Chyka: “She can’t!”
Jackie [singing]: “Money can’t buy you cla-ass.”
Brandi Glanville
Chyka: “Not a good friend!”
Janet: “Big bad mouth.”
Jackie: “Drug fucked.”
Jackie: “Not illegal. I’m talking about alcohol… I think she takes downers.”
Chyka: “She’s an enabler! That’s what I should’ve put.”
Andy Cohen
Chyka: “Sexy.”
Janet: “My new flame!”
Jackie: “Love, my soul brother. Mazel toff!”
Janet: “Oh, you didn’t see my tweet about him the other night. It’s breaking news. I turned Andy!”
Chyka: “Is that how you spell ‘mazel tov?’”
Jackie: “I don’t know.”
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