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"Hello. I'm Tom Sandoval. Welcome to my video blog.
Scheana -- I still think that girl needs to wear bubble wrap -- especially on her birthday.
After I got home that night I was just like. . .I emotionally broke down. I definitely regret it. Watching it, I know my family's going to see this.
For stuff like that [his face injuries], that's really noticeable and you need a lot of coverage, I use MAC concealer. MAC is known for its theatrical makeup so it's really thick. It goes on really heavy. I left my facial hair long, what little patchy facial hair I can grow. Basically, you can tell that i'm wearing makeup because there's a break in where my freckles are. I had to go back and kind of put concealer on all over my face.
It's so funny to me watching Jax go in and get a tattoo. He just tells the guy like "Yeah. Whatever. I trust your judgement." I don't trust anybody's judgement when it comes to clothes or anything -- let alone a tattoo that's going to be on my body for the rest of my life.
Watching that scene with Schwartz and Lisa. I love seeing them two together. It's funny. There's just always this undertone of "what if"? What if?
[Laughing at Jax's break-up] He's just like [Laughing]. He gets up and says "Alright, how much do I owe you for this pizza?" He's like "I don't feel guilty. I don't feel guilty at all." That's Jax's thing. He just blindsides these girls sometimes.
I can understand why Lisa is upset, but I will say, there's nothing worse than getting scolded like that in a large group.
I'm Tom Sandoval, and thank you for watching my video blog."
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Vanderpump Rules airs Monday nights at 9/8c only on Bravo
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