On this episode Shannon and David go on a getaway, this
is going to be a disaster. I mean it’s just uncomfortable to watch them.
David I know men are pigs, but boy give it a rest! Shannon
obviously needed to get away, she looks way to happy to be leaving her kids.
Girl, take a break if you need it! Aunt Laurie watches their kids during their trip.
Vicki is at her office typing away like her fingers are about to fall off. So
Vicki wants to stay at the office because she doesn't want to feel alone?
Vicki, you brought this on yourself! No one, not Tamra, not YOUR DAUGHTER, no
one in America
likes Brooks. Just you and that shouldn't surprise anyone. Vicki’s office
is putting people to sleep. They blame the color, I blame Vicki. FML! Frick my
life!
Shannon and David are having Bloody Mary cocktails and
then sex?!? #FrickMyLife for real! Tamra and Heather are going to an ugly
sweater party with their better halves. Both bitches are in separate cars
talking about how they had a conversation about their friendship. Got to say,
I'm so on Heather's side. Tamra and Vicki are exhausting and rude, they want
you to be what they are. If you’re not #GirlBye! Fuck that. Heather, stay you
girl! BTW Heather and Terry's matching ugly sweaters is adorable! Heather is the
fashion queen of the OC.
Back to Shannon and David and their hotel room. Shannon is EXHAUSTING. David obviously loves you Shannon
or else he wouldn't put up with you’re bipolar, crazy ass mood
swings. Please get back on the lexapro and save us all the pain. David
wants to watch the game. He may be creepy and weird, but you married him!
Either deal or kick rocks my dear!
The ugly sweater party is here! This bitch Danielle made her
Champs punch with Veuve bitch no that Champagne
is meant to drink. Lizzie has arrived! She seems awesome! Beautiful and
intelligent, hell yes! Her entrance is a fall, and she picks herself up with a
smile on her face. Tamra and Eddie arrive. Eddie's hot with his muscles bulging
in that sweater. Work! Tamra says she isn't into ugly. Honey, your attitude has
ugly written ALL OVER IT! So Danielle takes Tamra and Eddie to meet her husband
Joey. Okay Joe is looking at Eddie like he just found a new bike to
ride. Gaydar siren will not stop in my head. Tamra meets
Lizzie, I already see all over Tamara's face that she is
jealous. Watch out Lizzie, if Tamra, and Vicki are jealous of you they
will make your life a living hell! See Gretchen Rossi.
We learn that Lizzie was at the gym taking a class with
Eddie and she lives in Ladera where Tamra lives. Heather and Terry have
arrived! Me and Heather are the same wave length, no Veuve for punch!
Heather meets Lizzie and keeps looking at her 'poinsettia' Love the shade
Lizzie. 'I have boobs since the fifth grade, tell me SOMETHING I don't
know.' And my buzz is ruined, Vicki and that pig Brooks. I mean did Slade
give you a complex calling you Miss Piggy? Brooks is TRASH! PERIOD!
Vicki wants to talk to Brooks about Briana. Ughhhh let
this dinner end, I don't want to waste energy on Brooks. I will say Brooks
doesn't want to hang out with her friends. OMG its official, Vicki is keeping
Brooks. Shannon and David! Yay! They’re enjoying a nice dinner date
and then that fast it goes south, why bring up a boob job at dinner Shannon ? Take the damn complement and roll with it.
Don't say it's obvious you want me to get a boob job? He loves you but you only
care about yourself. It's obvious. Go on now honey.
Back to the ugly sweater party, Heather is getting to know
Lizzie. Lizzie is not only beautiful, but she's a total package as
Heather says, and I totally agree. The four women are having a convo about
their kids. Heather has to say 'what an amalgam you two have become, 'about
Sophia and Tamra. This starts Tamra on her stupidity, saying she doesn't
like Heather to use those words. I applaud you Lizzie for bringing me back
to the movie Clueless! Telling Tamra to use the word three times in a
sentence tomorrow, and then it'll be in her vocabulary. Tamra just do
what Lizzie said and drop it! David takes Shannon
back to the room after dinner and it's just awkward. This bitch says she wants
it with her mouth but both of their body's are screaming NO! Get off now! Heather
and Terry win the ugliest couple sweaters! What what!
I’m loving love how much Lizzie we are getting in this
episode. Her sons, Preston and Kingston
are so cute. Her husband Christian seems so supportive of this Kentucky gal, who is all Cali in her heart. She has a photo shoot
for her swimwear clothing line. Lizzie is giving me life! She is also all
about her fashion line. She has got what it takes to last people! Tamra and
Eddie are out having dinner. Eddie didn't wear his wedding ring, and then he low blows this bitch by
saying he never got anyone else's name tattooed on his ring finger, burn. Tamra
wants to talk about having a kid again. Why? Why? Tamra you don't really want
another kid! You want the idea of being a lovely mother. So let's just pretend
you adopted, and go buy yourself some Cabbage Patch doll's! Eddie says
he'd be okay with Tamra having a kid, but he doesn't want to raise a kid.
Kid's are a lifetime commitment. Yes Eddie. OMG there were just no tears
in Tamara's eyes. So fake or maybe the tears burnt into the botox? Next weeks
episode looks like the Drama heats up. Shade here I come!
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