by: Joshua Pramuk
Another #PumpRules recap coming at you, because I sent for
it. The title of this week’s episode is The Ultimatum. We pick up at the dinner
(I refuse to say birthday this week) that Tequila Katie (thx Scheana) walked
out of. Stassi is annoyed, and is basically just so mad that Katie got upset
'for attention' Stassi I think she's still drunk so she won't be able to 'let
it go,' I agree with you Kristen, because I wouldn't want to ruin Stassi’s Day.
That wrath I do not want.
Stassi did tell Katie before the dinner to be chill, and she
wasn't. Love that Stassi says “I've spent the last few days being so patient
with you, for you to call me cruel is ridiculous” Schwartz is followed Katie
just to make her happy. He's so insanely cute right now. 'You’re my stars and
my moon.' More like your cocktail in human form. Cut to SUR. Where the
double fisted shaketress Ariana is killing it! All the crazy has gone south of
the border, but it's still going to affect you girl. She says she rather be
serving shots then having shots thrown in her face by Kristen. Lisa who looks
like the queen she is, says she knows her sh*t because Ariana is great. They
have a nice little interaction. Lisa says maybe she should make Ariana manager,
Ariana face says hell no.
Back at Cabo Stassi is getting in bed, she doesn't want to
do anything. So guess who saves the day Scheana. She knows how Katie can be, so
the girls decided to go for a swim. I've been wondering when Scheana would talk
to Kristen. She tells me she did in the pool, they cleared the air. Yay! Glad
for that! Jax comes too talk to Stassi. He even says “basically she wants to
screw with someone else's life because her trip has been such a shit show”. She
keeps asking Jax to tell her about Tom Sandavol and Ariana. Jax will say
anything to be in Stassi's good graces, and if something did happen, it’s so
Vegas three years ago. Jax says he'd rather screw over his friend then piss off
the entitled princess who doesn’t want him. Only on Planet Stassi does any of
this make sense.
Seriously, Stassi? You don't want to try to help Kristen,
you want to hurt her. Kristen, I think after the how good of a friend you were
to Stassi, she should of had more reservations about butting in your
relationship. Stassi is telling all the girls except Kristen that Jax told her
something happened. Scheana says she doesn't believe it. Neither do I Scheana,
neither do I. Stassi then goes right outside to tell Kristen knowing it will
send her in a 'tailspin' Stassi is cut throat!
Stassi it's such b.s. how you are sometimes. Kristen says
she always knew something happened. Kristen girl you hate Ariana, but she says
she wants you to be happy and get the help you need! Kristen asks for a bottle
of tequila. I guess it's no longer Tequila Katie, it is now officially tequila
Kristen...
Scheana yasss honey screw Jax's ish up!! She goes to the
boys room and says Jax what did you say to Stassi? Jax the liar he is says he
said nothing. So Scheana blows his shit up, and I love it! He can gossip behind
people's back but she straight up says what Jax told Stassi right in front of Sandoval.
Choose your battles wisely Jax because Scheana is better at this than you! Sandoval,
tells Jax deal with it! Jax says “if something was taking out of context he's
not responsible”. Dude you just told Stassi Sandoval slept with Ariana!!! Now you’re
back tracking? Attention seeking. That's all you are.
Jax also says THAT he will make it right. They are going to
lunch all of them and Kristen calls Jax over and tells him to tell her exactly
what he knows. More 'I just heard' and 'I don't know for sure' Here comes Stassi
in the mix. He says it was taking out of context. Kristen says she got text
messages and phone calls. Tom Sandoval says nothing ever happened but Kristen
refuses to believe him. Hey she trusts her 'friends'. Kristen says she can't
work with Ariana, so she calls Lisa, and says she wants Lisa to choose Ariana,
or her. Lisa says who does Kristen think she is? My thoughts EXACTLY at this
point, there is no way Lisa is going to fire Ariana. Kristen, put the pettiness
aside!
They are taking a boat ride and Kristen is happy because she
has shots according to Katie. Katie!! Honey, your one to talk. Holy ish! Jax is
bringing girls on Stassi's boat ride. HAHAHA! These girls are going to get it!
Schwartz is getting a kick out of it and so am I. Harmless Jax! You did this to
intentionally get to Stassi on Stassi’s Day! So Jax and the girls leave thank
goodness. Spin the bottle the only kiss worth seeing Schwartz and Sandoval.
Schwartz look like he enjoyed it!! Give me some of THAT! Lisa has looked
amazing in EVERY SCENE! Looks good in this one as well! She's telling Guillermo
about the 'ultimatum' and Guillermo says Ariana is AWESOME! Yes she is.. They
call Ariana over to the table and Ariana says if she wanted Tom, she'd have
him, and people would know about it. I believe that!
So Jax is bringing more 'skanks' to skid row and Stassi is
pissed. I don't get it. Stassi why's it matter if he wants to get laid? Because
your not. Scheana and Stassi having a convo about how Jax is the problem.
Scheana girl he's a disgusting person to me as well. Peter! Nooo he just took a
shot out of a girl’s ass. Kristen is having a blast in that BH dress. She looks
amazing AT Skid Row!
Katie tells Kristen she doesn't want her to get back with Sandoval.
But now it's the next morning and Kristen is missing because she's in bed with Sandoval!
I mean it does make you look weak just because of all the things you said about
how b it was over. Stassi, and Katie want Sandoval to be miserable. Kristen, I
understand you LOVE HIM. Honey, you can't change that. Tom, I agree that
Kristen can have sex with her boyfriend if she wants. Till next week :-)
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