This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the
ladies take a girls trip to sunny Palm
Springs , California
when all hell breaks loose when it becomes Brandi vs. Joyce and Kyle vs.
Yolanda. Read our full recap below!
The episode starts off with Brandi inviting some of her
close friends over to talk about sex. Since Brandi is writing her second
book based on dating and sex tips, she wanted to get other women’s opinions. Joyce’s
is also with her girlfriends but she is selecting what to wear to Palm Springs , while Kim
and her daughter Kimberly go shopping.
Kyle wants to spend
some quality time with Carlton and the two do it by shopping for clothes for their Palm Springs trip. Carlton finds this the
perfect opportunity to let Kyle know how she feels about her. Carlton
addresses some stuff that has rubbed her the wrong way and also things that
Kyle has said and done that Carlton
found rude. Kyle apologizes and they both decide to start over but seems like
it won’t be the case as Kyle walks off to talk to the cashier as Carlton is speaking, Carlton seems not pleased. I guess
these two won’t ever get along.
Joyce picks up the Richards sisters and drive to Palm
Springs on a limo, while Carlton
and Lisa are in a separate car and Yolanda and Brandi in another. Joyce and the
Richard sisters arrive first so that means first come first serve on selecting
the rooms. They selected the best rooms which is in the main house, while the rest had
to deal with a bungalow and a guest house. Brandi and Carlton shared a room in the guest house
while Yolanda and Lisa shared a room a room in the bungalow.
The ladies head out by the pool too cool off. Brandi wants
all the ladies to show off their bikinis and doesn’t want to be the only one
sporting one. Joyce decides to take off her beach dress to be in a bikini to
support Brandi. Soon Carlton follows and Brandi
and Carlton get in the the pool while the others are enjoying the sun next to the pool. Brandi
brings up the fact that the other night Carlton
and Brandi shared a kiss, the ladies tells them to show them and they share a
kiss together. Brandi starts calling Joyce, Jacqueline and Joyce says that’s a
beautiful name but that’s not her name and corrects her in a friendly and classy way. Soon they start talking about Carlton ’s
tattoos. She shows the ladies her pentagram tattoo which is her
connection to nature which is her faith wiccan represents.
Soon Brandi and Yolanda tell Joyce to go in the pool,
Yolanda says a good hostess should do so, Joyce insits she doesn’t want to but
Yolanda and Brandi keep insisting for her to go in the pool, then Kyle comes in
her defense and tells them to stop peer pressuring her. Carlton
speaks up quickly and finds it bloody ridiculous and goes on by saying it’s not
peer pressure, guess Carlton
is coming quickly for Kyle. Joyce then confesses she won’t go in the pool
because she can’t really swin when Brandi then uses a racial slur as a joke by telling her that black
people don’t swim. (UMMM NO COMMENT). Brandi says in her interview that she
always jokes like that with her black friends and they find it funny, the thing
Brandi doesn’t get is that America is NOT her “friends” therefore they won’t
take it as a joke, it's offensive. I do believe she is NOT racist but
I also think she’s not smart enough to keep her shut mouth when she needs to which I feel that she has learned this due to this situation.
It’s dinner time and as every Real Housewives dinner, that can mean only one thing, Dinner from Hell! Brandi once again keeps calling Joyce Jacqueline which at
this point she’s doing on purpose to annoy her and Brandi clearly says it in
her interview. Joyce corrects her once again in a polite, classy manner. Brandi
says that Joyce sounds like an old ladies name and that the name Joyce sounds
more like a big fat pig. I got to commend Joyce for keeping her cool and
keeping it classy. Then Brandi decides to call her Yoyce which is even
worst because that brings Joyce bad memories from her high school days when she
was bullied. She tries to explain that Yoyce reminds her of a bad time when she
was bullied when Lisa quickly gives her opinion and thinks that Joyce said that
Brandi is being a bully, Lisa is so wrong on this that is hilarious, she
clearly heard wrong but Joyce and Kyle try to correct her.
Joyce then tells the ladies that she is happy to announce
that she is going to star in a sitcom as a regular character when the other ladies dismiss her
and ignore her and talk among themselves, can you say rude! Kyle at this point is shocked by the other ladies behavior. Kyle was truly and genuinely happy for Joyce and was asking
questions about the show. Kyle comes in defense of Joyce, things escalate when Kyle calls
Brandi, Yolanda and Lisa a “gang”. Lisa doesn’t like it and says it’s not true
when it totally is and we can all see it. Yolanda takes this opportunity to confront Kyle regarding their
issue that took place during the Season 3 Reunion when Kyle called out Yolanda
for talking smack about Vanderpump. It becomes Kyle vs. Yolanda! Joyce tries to
calm the situation but Yolanda tells her to butt out and Kyle and Yolanda go at
it and it ends there, next week the dinner from hell continues and Brandi's house breaks in and her dog goes missing. Until next time!
Who's side are you on? I’m so team Kyle, Kim and Joyce on this one. Tell us your thoughts in the comment section below!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Monday nights at
8/7c only on Bravo.
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