The episode starts off when Jody and her daughters, Hannah and Mia take
Jody's son Josh for some shopping. While Mia wants to dress Josh in a more
trendy and flamboyant style to make him look sexier for girls, Jody surprising
likes to dress her son more conservative. Mia lets us know how Jody doesn’t'
want her son to date etc etc etc. I'm surprised by Jody especially since she
has the most over the top styles of the housewives franchise.
Next Robin and Ronnie do some shopping and Ronnie lets Robin know how has
had it with the drama between Jody and Mary. Robin understands how Ronnie feels
as she starts to being feeling the same with some of wives. Later on Amanda
invites Robin out for lunch and the two meet up and start discussing about Ioulia.
Amanda tells Robin she needs to pick a side if she wants to be on this side or
that side if not she's screwed.
Ronnie invites Mary to lunch to discuss about their friendship and divorce
all at once. Both ladies start rehashing why they are both hurt and it's clear
they are both hurt from all the Season 1 drama and the most recent
disagreements. Mary tells Ronnie how hurt she is by saying she hasn't sold over
a million records, which Mary confesses it's true. Hey at least Mary was
honest, right?
Ronnie is hurt about Mary accusing of being drunk the other night about her and
accuses Mary about basically being a compulsive liar. Ronnie tells Mary she
needs help and Mary tells Ronnie she made Mary look insane towards her family.
Mary tells Ronnie their "friendship contract" was a joke since she
didn't keep their promise and Ronnie fires back that she can't keep a promise
when a person is untrustworthy. After going back and forth after a while, Mary
starts tearing up and so does Ronnie and Mary apologizes to Ronnie if she ever
hurt her. Ronnie is relieved and accepts Mary's apology and thanks her for it.
They both decide to start over once again.
All the ladies meet for dinner and Jody, Amanda and Robin are waiting for
the rest of the ladies to attend. Amanda feels like all dinner’s it’s not going
to wnd well and they will not eat due to drama which she calls it “The
Housewives Diet”. Jody starts to wonder why there’s an extra chairs and prays
it’s not for Mary and what do you know? Ronnie and Mary arrive together and
Jody doesn't seem pleased by it. The Russian Beauty also known as Ioulia shows
up and wants to clear the air before dinner starts. She lets Amanda know how
she was offended by her comments and then turns towards Robin as Robin beings
to cry because she feels bad for also making negative comments towards Ioulia
which is why Ioulia hasn’t returned her calls.
Amanda gets in the action and accuses Robin of kissing Ioulia's ass and then
says and then let’s the ladies know this: "Well maybe we should all be on
some Ativan and then maybe life would be a whole lot better!" basically a
direct hit at Ronnie. Ronnie however stays composed and decides not to fly across
the table to kick her ass as she wanted to do a few episodes ago. Sorry I have
to throw that in but I loved that scene. SUE ME!
Jody then decides to get in the action too and tells Ronnie to ditch Mary as
she has done in the past. Mary calls Jody out and decides to leave. Robin kind
of agrees with Jody and Mary lets the Texan beauty know she's on the wrong side
and is not happy with her and walks out. Ronnie then decides to walk out with
Mary.
All the ladies except for Zilba are ready to head out to Jody's appearance
on Top Chef Canada's garden party however Robin shows up looking like a hot
mess and takes a rain check for being hangover. The ladies along with Mia head
out and Ronnie tells the girls how she called her husband and told him how she
made up with Mary but her husband tells her she’s not her friend which Ronnie
then questions their friendship with Mary once again. Ioulia then says that
Ronnie sounds like a broken record.
I'm going to skip the Top Chef Canada event since I found it boring. ALL the
ladies meet for dinner and Ioulia brings up the drama between Mary and Ronnie.
Ronnie let’s Mary know that she loves her but needs a break from her. Mary says
she's ok with it and then it carries over of the remaining of the episode and
they all get into another argument. Mary walks out and Robin decides to follow
Mary to be there for her. The next coming episode looks BEYOND DELICIOUS. DRAMA
DRAMA DRAMA! Can't wait!
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