The third and final part of the Jersey
reunion aired and what a reunion it was!
The third part begins with
Caroline’s “prediction” of Joe going to jail and Teresa making a book out of
it. Caroline immediately backs down from that comment and describes it as
a”hypothetical.” It is complete BS! Caroline said it had nothing to do with
their marriage, it was about the sensitivity of the information that Teresa
puts out there. The magazine articles are brought up again and the ladies hash
it out.
Jac throws in jabs and honestly they are annoying. Andy takes a turn and talks about Joe’s case. Andy says that he might face up to ten years if he is found guilty. Joe is not worried and brushes it off as “whatever.” Teresa said that she asked the family not to talk about Joe’s case but they did anyway. Jac and Melissa fought back and questioned why they can’t talk about it when it was in a magazine. It is plain and simple, Teresa said not to talk about it so don’t talk about it. Joe claimed that Chris told him that he met Jac as a stripper in Vegas (lol), this fired up Jac. She defended herself and said that Chris met her inChicago
Jac throws in jabs and honestly they are annoying. Andy takes a turn and talks about Joe’s case. Andy says that he might face up to ten years if he is found guilty. Joe is not worried and brushes it off as “whatever.” Teresa said that she asked the family not to talk about Joe’s case but they did anyway. Jac and Melissa fought back and questioned why they can’t talk about it when it was in a magazine. It is plain and simple, Teresa said not to talk about it so don’t talk about it. Joe claimed that Chris told him that he met Jac as a stripper in Vegas (lol), this fired up Jac. She defended herself and said that Chris met her in
The rest of the men take stage and
fireworks erupt from the get go. The Joe feud is touched upon and Joe says that
things went sour because he was actually successful insinuating that Juicy was
not. It is extremely sad to see that Teresa and Joe have drifted apart. Teresa blames the rift on Melissa and Melissa
fires back with the innocent card again. Teresa and Melissa exchange heated
words about why the family has problems. Teresa is hurting over the fact that
her brother is moving and Melissa blames it on Teresa. In the course of this
heated exchange, Jac gets involved which angers Teresa. Teresa ignores her and
Jac quiets down. Stripper accusations fly across the room and this is the only
moment of humor in the whole episode. Joe worked for Chippendales! Hot! He
apparently had an elephant thong! Lol
The
saddest part of the episode, in my opinion, was where Joe said that he did not
feel anything when Juicy called Teresa a C YOU Next Tuesday. It broke my heart.
Juicy said that it is despicable of Teresa’s own brother not to defend her if
someone is calling her names in his presence. Joe agrees and says he has never
been around anyone who has. LIE! In Napa
Fast
forwarding a little, we arrive at the part where Joe pleads to Teresa to just
say the truth. Joe says that their dad told him that Teresa said Melissa was a
stripper. Teresa denies all claims. Melissa smiles through it almost as though
she is happy that she is getting under Teresa’s skin. Teresa brings up their
parents and it’s heartbreaking. Joe almost breaks down when he tells Teresa
that she took their parents away from him. Teresa is almost brought to tears
when she tells him that mom and dad love Joe very much. Jacqueline interferes
yet again and Teresa explodes. She gets out of her seat screaming to stay out
of it and pleads to Andy to keep her out! Rightfully so!
Kim D is welcomed onto stage to
discuss the events of the Posche Fashion Show. Kim admits that she was behind
the whole set up! She said that Teresa did not know what awaited them when they
went to the salon and was completely innocent. Kim D states that she was
harboring ill feelings towards Melissa which is why she set up the strippergate
scandal. Kim D also stated that Teresa knew who the target was but did not know
what it was going to be about, BUT Caroline and Jacqueline knew too! So why
just point fingers at Teresa? Hypocrites! Melissa said she wants nothing to do
with Teresa. I bet if Jac and Caroline mend things with Teresa, Melissa would
be quick to jump on the wagon. The reunion ends with Caroline talking about
family and alludes to the fact that one day all of them will sit around and
laugh about these dark times. That is a wrap ladies and gents! Season 4 of the
Real Housewives of New Jersey has finished and so now we wait for season 5 that
should be back in April 2013!
Written by: Mr. Housewife
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