To say that the Real Housewives
of New Jersey Reunion part 1 was crazy is an understatement! This episode was
explosive and insane! To think that there are two episodes left of the reunion
is mind-blowing! Let’s break this reunion down bit by bit! On the right couch
we have the beautiful Teresa, average Melissa, and redone Kathy. On the left
couch we have recomposed Jacqueline and shit stirrer Caroline. The reunion
starts off by addressing Jacqueline absence in last year’s reunion.
It is explained that she was disgusted, hurt, and was over the show. By this time, Caroline already spoke over Jacqueline 50times. It is intense! So much hostility in the air! It becomes apparent that they all brought their AK-47s ready and loaded! The ladies begin to fight over the Posche Fashion Show because it is directly related to Jac’s absence last year. Jac says she had a recording that proves Teresa to be guilty and she remembers that at the beginning of season 3, according to Jac, Teresa asked Jac to set up Melissa. Allegations flew as to who was behind the fashion show set up but Andy interfered because this specific topic will be saved for later on.
It is explained that she was disgusted, hurt, and was over the show. By this time, Caroline already spoke over Jacqueline 50times. It is intense! So much hostility in the air! It becomes apparent that they all brought their AK-47s ready and loaded! The ladies begin to fight over the Posche Fashion Show because it is directly related to Jac’s absence last year. Jac says she had a recording that proves Teresa to be guilty and she remembers that at the beginning of season 3, according to Jac, Teresa asked Jac to set up Melissa. Allegations flew as to who was behind the fashion show set up but Andy interfered because this specific topic will be saved for later on.
Teresa
explained that she has not seen any of the Housewives all year except for
Melissa at Gia’s party. It is incredibly dumb that Melissa took this as an
opportunity to look like a saint because she told Gia to follow her to the car
so she could give Gia a lot of presents. Melissa has used the innocent card one
too many times that you can’t help but call bullshit! She is a camera whore!
She sought camera time before she got on the show, during the show, and off
season. I cannot stand her.
Moving on
to more beautiful things, Jacqueline’s son is discussed at the reunion. She recently
went public with her son’s autism. I commend her for all the help she has
sought for her son and all the help she continues to provide. He is a treasure
that will say ‘I love you’ again. This scene was extremely heartbreaking!
Teresa tried to lighten up the mood with a joke and she was completely wacked
by Caroline. To top it off, Melissa the effen kiss ass was pretending to cry so
she can look good in front of Jacqueline and Caroline. Best of luck to you and
your family Jacqueline! Hopefully with you as an outspoken voice, awareness
will follow.
The reunion
took a spin to show very great moment of Jacqueline and Teresa’s friendship
over the years. After Jac and Teresa made up in Napa, Jac said that she heard
Teresa talking crap about her in the RV. If this is true, why was she all happy
on the way back home? Doesn’t make sense to me. Regardless, I have hope that
Jac and Teresa become friends again.
[Skip over Manzo kids segment] Why was Lauren at the reunion? Why?! Only
to talk shit after she dug into Teresa’s blog and picked out words that Teresa
wouldn’t know. Who does that? She is picking at someone’s intellectual level;
well she should look at her self-worth level. Don’t throw stones when you live
in a glass house Lapband. Also, very low
of her to mention Gia at the reunion! Enough of the garbage, let’s move on! : )
Kathy’s
segment is up next and boy oh boy! Teresa and Kathy go at it like 5thgraders!
From talking about husbands to motives at books signings, Kathy and Teresa hurl
insults at each other back to back. Teresa calls Kathy a ‘piece of shit’ and
Kathy fires back with a sarcastic kiss and ‘I love you.’ Teresa whips out a
secret---Kathy almost divorced Richie. Kathy shot back with calling Teresa’s
mother an ‘effen liar.’ I think at this point, Kathy knew she screwed up.
Teresa dares her to raise that insult in front of her father. Kathy calls
Teresa’s dad a coward! My goodness! This is simply disgusting! Teresa gave
Kathy a dose of her own medicine and said that the ‘coward’ was there more for
Kathy and her family than Kathy’s own dad. This makes Kathy erupt in flames! It
is during this time that Caroline is trying to reason with Teresa like old
times. This sort of made my heart smile because deep down we all want to see
Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa make up and be like they once were.
Written by: Mr. Housewife
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