Hello Readers, welcome to
iRealHousewives. For the month of October in the spirit of Halloween, I’ll be
posting parody interviews with some of the most hilarious Twitter parodies of
the Real Housewives franchise. Please note these interviews are not meant to
offend anyone, this is just for fun for entertainment purposes only. Beware
some of the questions or answers might be either, harsh, direct but it’s all
for fun. It’s not intended to disrespect or offend anyone.
I’ve interviewed the fur
fabulous parody account Jody Klaman from RHOV and Caroline Wacko from RHONJ.
This week in honor of #SpiritDay I’ve interviewed Twitter Parody Account
Christina Ciesel. Christina Ciesel is a carefree, party girl with a heart of
gold, who loves to go digging and her source of income is two divorces. Check
out my exclusive interview with Christina
iRH: How are you?
CC: Hi darling, I'm doing
rather good, thrilled to be here.
iRH: So Christina, do you still think Vancouveris a gold mine and do you still love to go digging?
CC: Of course it is darling;
I just settled my 3rd divorce last week. My pockets were running a bit low.
iRH: Is Christina Ciesel the
real Christina? Because I interviewed Jody Klaman last week and she mentioned
that using the “C” instead of the “K” is your name is unoriginal. Anything you
would like to respond to Jody Klaman?
CC: Gosh did you have to say
her name?... Well yes I'm the real deal, that Jody speaks nonsense. Did you
know she also served me papers after the Housewives reunion, she's delusional.
iRH: How would you describe yourself in 3 words?
CC: Well obviously Fabulous,
Genuine and fan favorite haha I was shocked to see that, I have the best fans
ever!
iRH: How would you describe your
experience in RHOV?
CC: It was like high school
all over again with all the bullying and name calling. I wouldn't have expected
this type of behavior from a store owner especially a mother. Things would have
been better with out Jody. Overall despite all that it’s been a wonderful
experience.
iRH: Do you still keep in contact with any of the girls?
CC: I love my Mary. We still
have brunches and drunk lunches weekly, same with Reiko. Ronnie is Ronnie I
love her, we text here and there. As for Jody, lets just say I don't shop at
secondhand stores.
iRH: Jody wasn’t the biggest fan of you or Mary during Season 1. In your opinion, why do you think you and Mary were Jody’s targets?
CC: Mary and I ask ourselves
this all the time, only thing we can think of is she's a bully and jealous of
us, she's disgusting.
iRH: In one of the episodes you made it seemed like you slept with Mia, which during the reunion you confessed it was a joke. Do you regret doing that?
CC: Not at all. At this point
Jody doesn't know what to believe, that's exactly what I wanted. I will tell
you this; Mia wasn't worth the cocktails that night!
iRH: What’s your take on Jody Klaman’s fashion sense?
CC: She’s ridiculous. All
that Fur and Tiaras she looks like a circus animal. Mary and I would joke
around saying a blind drag queen styled Jody haha innocent fun.
iRH: Since you have no television, no internet, how did you watch RHOV?
CC: Haha My last husband, well
ex husband now owned a Irish pub, he would hold viewing parties each week of
the show, it brought in more business.
CC: I'm honored, again I have
the best fans ever, follow me!
iRH: The big question what everyone wants to know. Will you be coming back for Season 2 of “The Real Housewives of Vancouver”?
CC: I can't discuss it, you
have to watch and see!
iRH: Are there any great moments you loved during Season 1?
CC: Yes, I loved the trip to
Mexico. We actually swam with dolphins which has always been a dream of mine,
even kissed one but the show edited all that out. Also it was nice just to be
away from Jody.
iRH: Do you still think Jody is a bully?
CC: Absolutely! I just
witnessed earlier her bullying #RHONJ's Caroline Wacko via twitter. She's a
wolf in sheep’s clothes. She also stalks my tweets, she's borderline sociopath.
iRH: Some people might have considered you free spirited, sensual, flirty, and the sexiest one. Would you agree with all of those?
CC: Yes, I'm all about having
a good time loving life. I have no time for drama.
iRH: There have been rumors that you will be doing your own spin off show. Anything you would like to comment on that?
CC: I can't discuss this; I
get emails from management daily not to speak on any projects.
iRH: How would you describe your friendship with your best friend Kevin Chase?
CC: It's almost like a
marriage except we both like men, he's a treat.
iRH: Are you still not a fan of monogamy?
CC: I'm not, why put all my
eggs in one basket. I like having options.
iRH: Out of all the ladies you got the closets to Mary Zilba. How would you describe your friendship with her?
CC: Its genuine, we're like
sisters
iRH: People have a tough time
believing your age. Do you think it has to do with doing Botox?
CC: Maybe but I've always
took care of myself. Id rather botox then have whale sperm on my face.
iRH: Let’s pretend you don’t come back for a second season, what advice would you give to the new wives?
CC: Good luck, respect each
other and have fun, just stand clear from Jody and her law suits.
iRH: Have you ever seen the American Real Housewives? If so, what are your thoughts on them?
CC: No, I don't watch TV
however I did meet Caroline Wacko earlier via twitter, she gave Jody a taste of
her own medicine.
iRH: If you had to choose between Mia and Jody who would you pick and why?
CC: I'm forced to pick Jody,
I've already had Mia.
CC: It's 3 divorces and yes
it is.
iRH: What do you look in a man?
CC: What attracts you the
most? Lots of Money and money has no face!
iRH: Tell my readers why
should they follow you on Twitter?
CC: Follow me because I’m
fabulous and I'm your favorite Vancouver housewife!
iRH: Anything you would like to add to this interview?
CC: Yes, Please stop
bullying, I find it disgusting Jody’s soldier @LindaNTyler to promote
#SpiritDay but yet she bullies me and Mary sending hurtful tweets slandering
our names, she's a hypocrite, pathetic and clearly disgusting person. I'm
embarrassed for her family; she's the bottom of the barrel. We wish her well as
she is in need of some serious help.
iRH: What are your plans for today?
CC: It’s cocktail time,
meeting Reiko, Mary and Lisa for some drinks!
iRH: Thank you Christina Ciesel for the interview. Have a fabulous day sweet cheeks.
CC: Xxxxx muahz!
Disclaimer: @ChristinaCiesel
is a parody account for entertainment purposes only. You can follow Christina
Ciesel on Twitter at @ChristinaCiesel. Note: Despite the humor to this parody
interview, this interview was done in honor of #SpiritDay. Let’s stop
bullying!!
Photo Credits:
@ChristinaCiesel
