Ladies and gentlemen, we have the Real Housewives of Miami!
The ladies are back for season 2 and to call this a great season is an
understatement! The scenery is stunning! I honestly want to travel to Miami
now! The new season starts off by reintroducing us to Marysol and Mama Elsa.
While jewelry shopping, Marysol informs us that she is currently separated from
her husband (remember she got married in Season 1). Mama Elsa cracks me up! It's funny because I
don’t think she intends to be funny, she just is! Marysol pre-warns us that the
psychic she saw, no not her mother, predicted that she will meet new women in
the future that will bring a lot of drama and gossip! Uh oh! What can she
possibly mean?
Enter ANA!
Ana is
a charming lawyer and a new found chef that loves her family. She currently is
separated from her husband but holds a very strong friendship with him (so far
2/7 ladies are married, well technically anyway J). Both she and her husband are attorneys and they
work in the same office. This is actually refreshing to know, a couple in the process of separation can
actually tolerate each other, better yet, work together!
Enter KARENT!
The
self proclaimed dentist to the stars! Karent is a beautiful woman that rocks a
beautiful smile; I think it has something to do with the fact that she’s a
dentist? J She is currently dating a Spanish TV actor,
Rodolfo. We quickly learn that Karent and Ana have something in common,
Rodolfo! Uh oh! We meet Karent’s lovely parents, which by the looks of it, are
reluctant to accept him as her partner.
Lea
makes a comeback and presents a house that she thinks should be renovated or
torn down. Luckily for them, there is a magnificent house that is down the
block. (is it even called a block when there are no sidewalks and there is
water instead of pavements?). Lea is in love with that house but is notified
that the house has already been purchased by Lisa.
Enter LISA!
Lisa is
a ‘walking business card’ for her plastic surgeon husband which specializes in
breasts. She speaks to her husband, Lenny, about the new house that they
purchased and the celebrity neighbors that will surround them. Daysy, her
housekeeper, helps her manage her fantastic mansion! Lisa is Daysy’s personal trainer
because they are prepping her for a plastic surgery makeover! How awesome is
that! I have to say, I love Lisa’s voice! Weird? I don’t care, I just do.
Luckily for us, beauty comes in pairs and Joanna is Lisa’s partner in crime!
Enter JOANNA!
Model,
animal activist, and future housewife, Joanna is a beautiful woman who speaks
her mind. We are introduced to Joanna as she is in a photoshoot and the
photoshoot quickly turns sour when she realizes that she will not be featured
in the cover of the magazine. It is upsetting when you are told one thing and
then there is a rule change halfway through the game. Joanna tells her manager
that she will revoke any rights to her pictures if she isn’t featured in the
cover. I saw this as a matter of principle, well done Joanna. We meet Marta and
Romain, Joanna’s sister and Joanna’s fiancé and quickly learn that there might
be underlying tension between those two. We will have to see!
The
episode makes a wrap around and gives us Adriana! She is still engaged! Hooray!
Her fiancé bought an antique yacht just for Adriana. If you remember from
season 1, Adriana loves art. This antique, once restored, will be an
astonishing art piece AND Adriana’s home. We see the yacht is under repair but
Adriana is still feeling reluctant to accept the boat and what it will offer.
In the end, she agrees that it will be a great idea!
After
missing dogs and sand energy, we learn that Adriana knows Lisa through social
functions and she plans on introducing Lea and Lisa, since they are future
neighbors. The ladies attend their first social function, limo service included
of course. The biggest treat of all was that ALEXIA came along with Marysol and
Ana! Hooray! Our Cuban Barbie is on her first night out since the tragic
accident of her son Frankie. Fortunately he has made an amazing recovery!
Alexia is an amazing person and I have the upmost respect for her. She along
with the other ladies, mingle and socialize with each other. We are made aware
of the tension between Ana and Karent, a possible storyline? Mama Elsa is also
at the event making nice with the ladies until she faints on the floor! A
mixture of exhaustion, heat, and alcohol might have contributed to her
dizziness. The episode ends when Mama Elsa is attended by the paramedics and they
give her their okay. This season is very promising and will be awesome! In the
bravo formula, with the success of any franchise, there needs to be a villain.
All the ladies seem lovely but from what I can deduce from the previews and
portrayals in the first episode, I feel as though….hmm no maybe I shouldn’t say
it. We will all have to wait and see!
Hope you all enjoyed your early RHOM recap! See you all next week!!
Written by: Mr.
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