Hello everyone! I hope you all
are enjoying the Real Housewives of Miami! I don’t understand why people aren’t
tuning in! This week we see Joanna and Romain having sexy time! Joanna gets
turned down because Romain is writing emails, ouch! Joanna leaves and has a
conversation with Marta over her possible move in with Lisa. The tension
between Marta and Romain has taken a toll on Marta. I agree, he can be a bit
aggressive with his jokes but I do feel that Marta is on the sensitive side. We
see Karent arrive to work to Skype with Rodolfo. She notifies him about her
prior confrontation with Ana. Ana mentioned that Rodolfo and herself have
communicated through texts and it is not a casual thing. Karent stands by what
Rodolfo says and brushes it off.
We are taken to Lisa sunbathing
by her pool. Daysy brings her a drink and they both discuss Daysy’s surgery.
While the ladies are speaking, Joanna calls Lisa to invite her to Mynt Lounge
for its 10th anniversary. Lisa finds out that Lea has invited all the ladies to
her house for pre-Gala talk but she received a very impersonal invitation. Lisa
takes the hit because she wants to get to know her neighbor and decides to
sweep it under the rug.
Speaking of Lea, we are taken
to her beautiful home. We get to meet her housekeeper, Freda. She is a hoot!
Lea walks to her apartment to do her hair and to put ‘bolitas.’ I love her
because she decides when she wants to clean and do the household chores. This
lady has it going on! She gets her own apartment with electronics. They soon
make their way into the pool where she learns how to swim! I have to say, I
always thought that Lea was sort of a snob but I was completely wrong. Her home
life is very warm and calm! No detachment like I thought!
It is also a big day for
Romain! He receives his citizenship!! He is an Americano! Romain was born in
France! I had no idea! I could have sworn he was German or Russian! Regardless,
it was a major accomplishment for him and we cheers to you! We learn that he
started as a bartender, then promoted to waiter, manager, host, director, and
then owner! Yey romain!! Speedracer! Next, the ladies attend the Gala meeting
at Lea’s house! We are greeted by the fabulous Elaine Lancaster that knows how
to make an entrance! We learn that Elaine and Marysol have had a bit of an
altercation at an event in which Elaine was not allowed to walk in the runway!
Hope things go great this time around.
It is Mynt’s 10th
anniversary and the ladies meet at Lisa’s house to pre-party! When the sushi is
done, the ladies head over to the club for a night of laughs….or so we think.
We, the fans, were forewarned of Joanna’s out-of-control behavior when she
drinks! Drama erupts when Joanna and Marta see Marta’s ex-boyfriend. He is an
ex because he cheated on Marta and remained with the girl who he cheated on
Marta with. Shady? Very. Cheaters can suck a lemon! All of the ladies went to
Mynt Club to show Romain support! It turns out that the ladies ended up
comforting Joanna instead! She began to berate Romain about Marta ex since he
is still a DJ at Mynt! Aside from that, a little tension was brewing between
Lea, Elaine, and Marysol over last year’s Gala. Elaine talked with Marysol and
they both agreed to disagree. AND Adriana was trying to flirt with Romain! Oh
my goodness! THEN, Marta is furious at Joanna for starting drama at the club!
Joanna says she cannot control herself because she hates what he did to her
sister. Romain is also upset at Joanna for starting drama and he walks out of his
own club! So many little heated arguments! I have mentioned this before, RHOM
has little bits of drama that seem to be coming together to form a major
explosion! Can’t wait to see what next week has in store of all of us!
Written by: Mr. Housewife
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