Hello everyone!! My name is
Gabriel aka Mr. Housewife! As you may all know, I love the Real Housewives!! My
favorite, of course, are the ladies of NY. I will now be providing recaps for
the housewives episodes for my twin @iRealHousewives, yeeey! Hope
you all take a moment of your time and read them! I hope I don’t offend anyone
with any humor I may use! I have a dry sense of humor so sometimes it might
seem like I am not kidding but I really am! J Follow me at @bravo_rhony for live tweeting
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(lesson I learned from Real Housewives) ;)
On Monday
night’s episode, the New York ladies pack their luggage and set off to St.
Barths! The much anticipated episode has finally arrived and what better way to
start the trip than with a glass of wine and champagne. First off, I have to
say that the scenery for St. Barth’s is astonishing! The view, the houses, and
even Mother Nature really stand out! Villa Oasis is to die for! We get to see
the mansion the ladies are staying in, it's rooms and it’s temple like features!
We soon learn that Ramona and Sonja plan to stay in the master suite room for
some drunk topless time! Aside from Carole’s questionable boots (lol), she did
everything perfectly for these ladies! Everything about the mansion was
perfect! Even its glass slider doors that led Heather to crash right into one!
Aside from the sexual humor and slapstick comedy, the ladies got along for only
half of the day until the toaster oven from hell made a comeback. Sonja, Ramona, and Heather argue over the
toaster oven and how things went down the day of shooting. Obviously, the
ladies are still adamant in their views and will hash it out in the reunion.
The best thing to do is agree to disagree, for now, until someone gets ganged
up on anyway. We finally meet the famous Russ, Carole’s boyfriend. After an
overextended awkward welcome from Ramona, Sonja lets Russ know that she is just
‘an American girl.’ Hilarious! Luckily, Luann has a bright idea and pulls the
drunkies for some coffee to sober up.
The pirate show,
my god the pirate show! These ladies know how to party! I can definitely get on
board with that! It is here where we meet the long lost twin of Johnny Depp and
Jack Sparrow, Thomas. He offered the ladies a spot on their nightly show as
pirates who dance on the tables apparently. It was all in good fun and I am
glad the ladies know how to have fun! Things take a turn for the worst when
Luann is heard saying she wants special treatment. Does she not know the
microphone is still recording? She sounded like such an egomaniac saying things
like “I am not just any pirate woman. I want to be special. I am an Indian,
don’t fuck with me.” Um really? Wow. We are then informed by practically all
the ladies that they heard a French man with Luann at 3am. She wakes and recites
that she was with her Italian friends the night before.. She makes sure to let
everyone know that she was with them and she is sticking to her alibi. Not
knowing that she has microphones at all hours of the day, she is recorded
speaking to someone on the phone in French warning them not to disclose that
Thomas was with her the night before. Uh oh Countess looks like trouble. Carole and Heather speak to our dear Aviva
and she notifies them that she is coming to St. Barths with Reid. Spreading the
news to the ladies, not everyone receives it well. A LADIES trip is taken
literal in NY so Ramona and Sonja have a problem with a male in the house. On next week’s episode, it looks like Ramona
and Sonja go up against Aviva and battle out the issue.
