Friday, May 4, 2018

Vanderpump Rules: Season Six Cast Ranked From Worst To Best!

Thanks to a new article from Good Tea, they are ranking the Season ten cast members of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules. Keep reading and let us know if you agree with Good Tea's recommendations. Check it out below!

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed in this article are those of the author (Good Tea), and they do not reflect in any way those of iRealHousewives.com

The following commentary is courtesy via Good Tea:
Who knew that after six years on television filled with cheating, sex and drunken outbursts that Vanderpump Rules would still have enough fuel to deliver it's best season yet? Although not everyone got an equal storyline and many of the cast members were unlikeable as fuck, we were provided with ample drama and one of the best seasons in reality TV history. The main plot point was Jax and Brittany's toxic relationship when it was revealed that he pounded ex-SURver Faith while an elderly woman slept in the woman adjacent to them, which paved the way for the rest of the men's unfaithful ways to be revealed and caused the girls to stand together against the philandering men in their lives. However dysfunctional the group may seem, they felt cohesive and resembled an actual friendship group after Lala and James were officially welcomed into the WeHo fold. Check out our ranking of each cast member's contribution, not likeability on the show this season below.

11. Tom Sandoval
TomTom. That's all you really need to know about the anime character's input to the show this season. He was too dominating in the preparation process and acted like a 5-year-old in art class when he showed LVP his new cocktails for the upcoming bar. Tom also got involved in the drama by defending Ariana's brother when Stassi called him creepy and low-key starting the rumor that James & Kristen hooked up. His dumb need to stand up for Jax's shitty ways was annoying to watch and contributed to his sex-deprived relationship with Ariana in many ways - however, somehow he was the one male cast member not to be outed for cheating. Let's just hope they buy that house and finally escape the dingy dungeon that is their apartment.

10. Ariana Madix
Aside from hating her vagina, riding horses and standing up for her brother, I'm not exactly sure what Ariana's storyline was. She returned this season with a hot new short haircut and an apartment full of tissues due to Sandoval's constant need to beat his meat as a result of their sexless relationship, which was due to her vaginal self-esteem issues. Although they were one of the only couples's not rocked by a cheating scandal, Sandoval's residency in Jax's tanned asshole caused the blonde bombshell to pop off several times and didn't help their relationship. Ariana is the down-to-earth, logical, cool girl on the show and probably the most normal member of this group, but her impact was minimal compared to her friend's dramatic behavior this season.

9. Katie Maloney
Katie "Bubba" Maloney-Schwartz's main accomplishment this season was no longer being referred to as her alter ego Tequila Katie - which was a credit to the huge amount of effort she put into making over her public image after the hate she received last year from her bridezilla persona. Although she was mostly drama-free this season, Mrs Maloney-Schwartz reignited her beef with Scheana and dealt with her husband's drunken cheating scandal, which actually helped the Maloney-Schwartz's and caused them to get along better than they ever have. The voluptuous brunette was also the victim of fat shaming from LVP's botox obsessed party planner Kevin Lee, which delved deeper into Katie's body issues and humanized the sometimes bitchy cast member. Katie successfully managed to redeem herself in the eye of public opinion - which is good for her and society, but not reality TV.

8. Tom Schwartz
The other half of the Bubba-Maloney-Schwartz's was an integral part of the season. Whether he was calling Scheana a bootleg Kardashian, making out with girls in bars, or wearing his slides in a construction site, he somehow still managed to be the loveable sidekick that everyone knows and loves. I don't know what it is about Tom and his messy hair, but he always seems to get a pass for his bad behavior due to his funny one liners and boyish charm. However, his alcoholic induced makeout with Lala's friend at a bar was not only irresponsible and dirty but also brought attention to his potential drinking problem. I mean, how often is it okay to blackout in your thirties and wake up in a different Mexican resort? Tom finished the season with his marriage intact and his restaurant opening just around the corner, who would have thought he would be so stable? Let's hope we see some Bubba Jr's next season.

7. Kristen Doute
My personal favourite SURver was absent from the majority of this season. The producers must be subtly trying to remove Kristen "Suck A Dick" Doute from the show because she filmed more than enough. While her craziness has subsided, we saw a flash of the former cast member that is fondly known as Crazy Kristen when she threw a drink at DJ James Kennedy because she believed that he started the rumour that they had hooked up. Apart from that blow up, she occupied her time with being a devout Witch of WeHo and looking for ways to destroy Jax and Brittany's relationship. For season seven we definitely need more Kristen on our screens because when she's good, she is FUCKING AMAZING! #JusticeForDoute


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